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Lannisters 3, Martells 2: Bowed, Bent, Broken

The company of Dornish fighters from the golden gates of Dorne (known locally as the “Rays” for the golden emblem of the sun emblazoned upon their armor) once again fell to the seasoned—if expensive—Lannister men and sellswords from Braavos in the battleground known as “The Pit” today, slaying only 2 men for every 3 killed by the treacherous Lannister Lions Tigers. The charge led by seasoned Lannister veteran Justin Verlander (local “golden” boy known for his ability to stay in the field much longer than most generals) succesfully outlasted that of young upstart Blake Snell, the young wunderkind from Dorne who surprised the realm last year by handily quashing a series of smaller rebellions from the townfolk.