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Jose Canseco says aliens are trying to teach us time travel

I did not expect Jose Canseco to one-up his offer to be the next White House Chief of Staff (#YesWeCanseco!) during this presidency, but here we are:

We are in communication with aliens with a very flexible body composition called the AI51

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 30, 2019

These aliens are going to teach us how to try and travel the brain can physically travel without the body

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 30, 2019

Aliens have been trying to teach us how to time travel but first we have to change our body composition which we are not willing to do we have tried with animals and it has failed

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 30, 2019

Time travel puts 42,651 pounds of pressure on a human skeletal structure.