Well howdy there strangers! You lost? Just passin' through? I can tell you're a wanderer like myself, here's a place where we like to relax and take our minds off our troubles. But you don't seem like quite the type for letting things go.
What's that? Y'all wanna talk about the game? Well gather 'round friends, take a seat, and I'll tell you a tale. Put your feet up by the fire, it's cold outside. You're welcome to share my can of beans, iffn' you'd kindly offer me a strip of that venison there. Thanks, friend.
Early Perfection
Goodness gracious, did you see Smyly's breaking stuff tonight?