TAMPA — Maybe it's not the Manhattan Project, but the Buccaneers continue to keep classified the identity of their starting quarterback. Sources close to the top-secret situation tell the Tampa Bay Times, however, that it will be either some guy whose name rhymes with Lion Blitzpatrick or some guy whose name rhymes with Sheamus Grinston.
Offensive coordinator Todd Monken referred questions Thursday about the highly sensitive situation to coach Dirk Koetter. Koetter responded to questions with blank stares and by shooting lasers from his eyes.
The guy whose name rhymes with Blitzpatrick won't say a peep, either.