Forget the Three Tenors.
Make it the Three Terrors.
The 2017 Unfulfilled Expectations Tour is about to hit Tampa Bay.
They ought to make T-shirts. And sell safety goggles. And garlic to wear around your neck.
Cut to the second week of the season, Bucs fans. The Bears will be in town Sept. 17, and with them possibly could be Robert Aguayo, whose second-round leg was recently jettisoned by the Bucs. The kick is up and it is ... Any Bucs fans worried? As if Nick Folk won't haunt you enough.
Then comes two of the sinking Rays' final three series of the season, against the Orioles and Lord Baltimore himself, Tim Beckham, the former not-Buster-Posey No.