There's a favor I need to ask.
Can we agree to NOT WATCH any of O.J. Simpson's parole hearing Thursday?
Can we agree that we are NOT INTERESTED at all?
Can we not sit there WITH OUR MOUTHS OPEN, transfixed by this?
Millions will decide otherwise. They will watch Thursday's hearing, which will be carried on the networks, complete with guest analysis. NBC will use Chris Darden, a prosecutor during Simpson's murder trial, while Fox will go with Mark Fuhrman, the police officer who eventually pleaded no contest to perjury charges for statements he made during Simpson's trial.