Ed. Note — As has become an annual tradition at TNIAAM, staff writers tell you all week why this year’s Syracuse football team will finish with certain win-loss records. These projections get better as we go along, so hopefully you were done being mad around now, or Thursday.
Monday: 3-8 (John)
Tuesday: 4-7 (Kevin)
Wednesday: 5-6 (Andy)
Thursday: 6-5 (Steve)
Friday: 7-4 (Some guy named Sean)
Hi.
So for all you avocado toast-loving millennials with your TikToks and your participation trophies and your socialisms and your curious distaste for Confederate statues, I’m the face who used to run the place.