Rumors started circulating among various sports media members yesterday that Zion Williamson would consider returning to the Duke Blue Devils instead of signing with the New Orleans Pelicans. The same guy who people said should sit out after injuring his knee is going to pass on millions in endorsement money alone just because he didn’t go to the Knicks? (John sobs)
Since the best way to respond is to give this nonsense the #jokesandgarbage treatment it deserves, here’s a list of some things more likely to happen than a Zion return to college:
- Syracuse Orange Head Coach Jim Boeheim coaches a game dressed like last day of the sales convention Mike Brey
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