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Hoya Suxa Presents: Short Roger Ebert Review of Georgetown v. Florida Gulf Coast Game Film

Hoya Suxa, the website, no longer exists. Hoya Suxa, the person, still exists. He'll be writing literary masterpieces ahead of the Syracuse-Georgetown game. Abigail Adams is our guide: "I have been to Georgetown and felt all that [a friend] described when she was a resident there. It is the very dirtiest hole I ever saw for a place of any trade, or respectability of inhabitants. . . ."

Georgetown v. Florida Gulf Coast Game Film

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The year: 2013. Dunk City, under the direction of a man only known as Enfield, is a terrifying cacophony of dunking, brutally slamming all over those that oppose its volition, posterizing challenges to the furious jamming from Dunk City’s unquestioned authority.