Troy Nunes Is An Absolute Magician · Apr 3, 2017
Georgetown Finally Decides on the Guy That Will Continue to Lose at Georgetown
It took Georgetown just a few weeks to figure out which idiot will succeed John Thompson III as the “Totally Real Head Coach That Isn’t Just a Puppet of Big John” of the Hoyas: “A Taller and Totally Real Head Coach That Isn’t Just a Puppet of Big John.”
As Casual Hoya broke this afternoon, Georgetown is turning to Patrick Ewing — a former basketball player that Hoyas believed sweat expensive cologne — to carry on Georgetown’s incredible tradition of losing to double digit seeds and getting brutally dunked on by the Washington Post.