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Georgetown Finally Decides on the Guy That Will Continue to Lose at Georgetown

It took Georgetown just a few weeks to figure out which idiot will succeed John Thompson III as the “Totally Real Head Coach That Isn’t Just a Puppet of Big John” of the Hoyas: “A Taller and Totally Real Head Coach That Isn’t Just a Puppet of Big John.”

As Casual Hoya broke this afternoon, Georgetown is turning to Patrick Ewing — a former basketball player that Hoyas believed sweat expensive cologne — to carry on Georgetown’s incredible tradition of losing to double digit seeds and getting brutally dunked on by the Washington Post.