Fake Nunes previews Syracuse vs Virginia Tech II: Left Foot Out

Welcome back, Fake Nunes fans. The Syracuse Orange are preparing for a “must-win” game in early January. Their opponent

Location: Blacksburg, VA

Students: 36,383 students who hate James Szuba for hating their beloved gymnasium

The 2022-23 Fake Nunes Equation of Tumult (#FNET)

College basketball is full of metrics that no one really fully understands so we’ll continue to give you more ridiculousness with this year’s revised FNET metric.

Head Coach Casual Bench Attire:

Mike Young has the awkward sideline pose down

Jim Boeheim appreciates that casual wear allows easier movement to gently gesture to his team to “get the f out on the shooters”

Advantage: Syracuse

Uniforms:

These would look better for football.