Peter Crouch leaves Abbey Clancy in hysterics

Peter Crouch admits he got rather more than sand between his toes during a recent trip to Dubai with wife Abbey Clancy and their children.

The former Stoke City and England footballer, 43, paid a visit to the Wild Wadi Waterpark while holidaying in the United Arab Emirates, but was left traumatised by one of its numerous rides.

'There's a thing called the Lazy River, there's nothing lazy about it, I'll tell you that straight away,' he recalled during the latest edition of The Therapy Crouch podcast.

'So these jets pink you from behind, straight up right? But it's like a colonic irrigation; you get a jet straight up your ring piece.'

The recollection sparked hysterical laughter from Abbey, who…