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Afternoon, all. Apologies for my extended absence; the two-step authentication process required of site mods went all wonky on me and we had to go above the site level to get the issue solved. But now I have returned, much like Douglas MacArthur, only with a bigger ego and more eccentric taste in hats.

The news of the day seems to be that the Cardinals can’t score, but on the other hand, the good news is the Cardinals don’t let anyone else score either. The problem, of course, is that both teams are the Cardinals, and so it’s possible to believe either of those narratives, depending upon what sort of perspective you tend to bring to life in general.