X-rays and CT scans of Yadier Molina’s left (non-throwing) hand/wrist came back negative (duh). Manager Mike Shildt scrolled his name in the lineup, batting 9th to limit his appearances beside the plate while still putting him behind it.
The medical report was leaked on CatchFancy, an online fanzine for those who love those who wear the tools of ignorance:
The Yadinator is a batterymate unit, part man, part machine. Underneath, he’s a hyperalloy combat chassis, microprocessor-controlled, fully armored, very tough. But outside, he’s living human tissue: flesh, skin, tattoos, (blonde) hair, blood—grown for the pitchers.