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System Sundays: The Seth Elledge Scouting Report — And Other Stuff

Wow. Things are happening, folks.

Just, seriously. Like, just, so. many. things.

Okay, so it’s not really that many things, but it is a lot of things. Particularly when viewed through the lens of the typically stodgy, slow-moving Cardinals’ organisation, the recent flurry (I am contractually obligated, as are all other sports writers, to refer to this sort of burst of activity as a ‘flurry’), of moves made by the Redbirds is at least slightly shocking. I feel like there’s about a 50% chance next time we see John Mozeliak in short sleeves he’s gonig to be sporting a new and moderately embarrassing tattoo, a la Dennis Quaid in Kingpin.