Morning. Happy no more daylight savings bullshit day, everybody. Stupid railroad timetables. Or farmers. Or whatever dumb thing it was. I don’t remember AP History. (Sorry, Mr. Anderson.)
Has anyone ever noticed how much George Jones and Jim Jones look alike? That seems weird, right? Maybe it’s just that all men who wear creepy serial killer glasses indoors look sort of alike, but I don’t think that’s all of it.
Fun alternate timeline: switch George and Jim Jones, and suddenly the Jonestown death tapes become much more fun. Jim Jones giving one of his weird end of life Dusty Rhodes-esque jivey sermons at the Grand Ole Opry, and George Jones singing If Drinking Don’t Kill Me to a room full of people just having a nice glass of Flavor-Aid.