St. Louis Cardinals are playin’ the stinkin’ Yankees - A series preview

Me to my dogs on our walk: Hurry up, I gotta get home to write about the [redacted] Yankees.

The Yankees are not a team I am extremely familiar with. There are a few things I do know:

1. Harrison Bader is now a member
2. So is a mustached Matt Carpenter

There is a meme the youths use. It goes something like this I think:

Yes, this is the proper use of the meme format, I am cool, I know about things.