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Marcell Ozuna, Professor X, and Dick Cheney Walk Into A Bar... - An April 14 Game Recap

Come in. Kick back. Stay a while. I’m settling in on the couch myself, watching X-Men: Apocalypse with a buddy while I wait on the MLB stream to start on my laptop. Haven’t seen this installment yet and I’m at least mildly intrigued. Bringing in Scott Summers as a high schooler and watching him harness his powers as Cyclops is cool, and Michael Fassbender is unsurprisingly portraying a very compelling young Magneto. Great 80’s aesthetics. But then there’s this Apocalypse guy, and he seems really strong, like unbeatably strong. I don’t see how they’re gonna get out of this one.