Hey there. It’s Monday. You know what I don’t like? Mondays. Maybe it’s just that I’ve absorbed so very much Garfield over the years, but Mondays always just feel shitty, you know? Probably just the Garfield thing.
On the other hand, you know what I like? If you said, “I’ll bet you like that song about Rasputin by Boney M, the German disco group from the late 70s put together and produced by Frank Farian, the recording impresario-slash-con artist most famous for later engineering the life-destroying lip sync experiment known as Milli Vanilli,” then, um, well yes, you’re right.