So it’s a weird season, less than half as long as usual. There are no fans in the stands. There are weird rules about pitchers using rags, and any extra innings contests will be a shitshow, or maybe just a joke, as Rob Manfred tries to cram his rinky-dink bullshit gameshow garbage into baseball as hard as he can. It is July, and the baseball season is just beginning.
Some things, however, do not change. Admittedly, I had planned on having this ready for Opening Day, but I didn’t quite make it. Nonetheless, here’s your preview of every team in baseball, in order of finish, in the shortest format I can manage.