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Death March in Milwaukee

I’m coming to you live from my two bedroom apartment. We’re recapping a game. Like, as it happens. There is no future, nor no past, nor any when as enjoyable as the present so let’s remember Now.

Like, while it happens.

Tonight I am joined by Milwaukee broadcasters Brian Anderson and Bill Schroeder. It’s easy to tell them apart but I will still mess that up. Our pitchers are Brent Suter and Carlos Martinez, two athletes whose parents are likely very proud.

1st Inning

Matt Carpenter leads off with a home-run on the first pitch.