Okay, so right off the bat, I have to add a disclaimer to this post. I realise that by this point I have become somewhat well known for trading away Kolten Wong, in a variety of hypothetical trades. Some have been decent ideas, others decidedly less so. But I am not writing this post solely for the purpose of suggesting the Cardinals trade Kolten Wong. This time.
However, there are a couple of things happening right now in Redbird Land. The first, and most pressing thing, is that the team...kinda sucks. They don’t really suck, of course; this franchise has made an art form out of never really sucking.