Maybe John Mozeliak and starter Jack Flaherty should start holding joint news conferences for the right-hander’s injury updates moving forward.
Or with the way this trend is going, perhaps lean into the drama and turn this saga into a must-see Bally Sports Midwest special, one complete with a debate-style setup.
Mozeliak could start the segment by offering the latest Flaherty health update from his vantage point.
Flaherty would then get two minutes for a rebuttal.
Eventually both could come to an agreement that it’s best to blame the media — even if those who know better don’t buy it.