This story first appeared on Page 5 (The Five Hole) of the Dec. 14, 2019 edition of the St. Louis Game Time paper, sold outside of every Blues home game. For more information or to subscribe, email gtbradlee@gmail.com
Welcome, Chicago fans, to Enterprise Center in St. Louis, Missouri. Hope your journey down I-55 was a pleasant one. Gracious host that I am, I’ve prepared this handy stress-management meditation guide for when one of the gentlemen wearing white screws up tonight. Seeing as they’re in 14th place, that’s fairly likely.
First, tilt your head back in disgust.