Wait, so the Red Wings should score on the power play? Revolutionary.
Since when can anyone get to Jordan Binnington? He’s the Calvin Coolidge of goaltenders.
The Wings might want to take a long look at their three keys to tonight’s game and just summarize it into one: don’t be terrible.
This is your GameDay Thread. Comment like you still want to say “fuck Detroit” but you feel like you’re shooting fucks in a barrel.