While you wait for Ivan Barbashev to sign a contract he doesn’t really like, let me remind you of something, St. Louis Blues fans. Two months ago, they won the Stanley Cup.
Yes, you lovely bastards, it really happened. As Arnold once said, “I am not shitting on you.” They won it all, stealing Boston’s dream in the process. Seven cold hard games of relentless hockey, several bites of pizza filmed by Barstool Sports (everybody knows the rules!), and many sad Brad Marchand memes later.
How many times have you woke up in the past two months to white hot erotic arousal at this very thought?