There is a joke in here somewhere about disappointments, but I'll let that slide in favor of the sheer awesomeness of this particular wedding. Feast your eyes on the nuptials of Chris and Heather Shannon of Canton, Illinois.
— chris shannon (@hockeyboy10106) September 6, 2015
I would be lying if I didn't say that I wasn't disappointed in that Mrs. Shannon didn't wear a jersey as well (I think I would wear my Pronger, because it's white and because it'd show who wears the pants). I would also be lying if I didn't say the cake looked delicious.