In lieu of an actual column article (It turns out I actually do have a social life...), I give you the possible Sporting Kansas City anthems (all subject to lyrical and rhythmic alteration as needed for stadium anthem, before match use, of course) readers and I suggested in the comments section of the Anthems column:
“Over the Rainbow” (if you are more of an Eric Clapton fan... head here.)
“Smells Like Teen Spirit” suggested by Kcrews123
“Close your Eyes (And count to F**k)” (obviously.