The Blue Statement · Mar 20, 2023
FC Dallas vs Sporting Kansas City: Player Ratings
Photo by Omar Vega/Getty ImagesSporting KC got their first goal of the season, but it would not ultimately be enough on a frustrating night at Toyota Stadium against FC Dallas. The team would go on to fail to get a goal on two bites of an apple in PKs which was painful to watch and docked a couple of players' scores. Let’s get in and break down my thoughts on each player.
My scale:
1 - Never Play Again. You shall be cursed to the fifth generation for your travesties.
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5 - Your play was completely unoffensive. You are a cream wall in an office park building.
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10 - You are the chosen one! They will forever sing of your aptitude! You are the most interesting man in the world!
Starting XI