Listen, The Optimist doesn’t know what you guys are so upset about. He had a great weekend going through a series of movies you guys may have heard of. He’s not at all aware of a football game that occurred between the South Carolina Gamecocks and the Texas A&M Aggies in which Joseph Charlton was nearly the leading rusher. Never heard of him.
I mean, call The Optimist Ben Kenobi because he spent his whole weekend in a cave.
Call Parker White Han Solo ‘cause he seems to be the only one that can score around here.