Aliens are real. At least, that’s what three retired United States military officers testified in front of Congress this week. According to Ryan Graves, David Fravor, and David Grusch, the US government knows about extraterrestrial life and has known about it for decades. Reading this may have one wondering, “What on earth does this have to do with South Carolina football?!” Not to worry, we’re getting there.
The three former military officials have alleged that the government is in possession of several UFOs and multiple “non-human” remains that are believed to be from another planet. Whether any of this is remotely true is up for debate (Hey, aliens, if you are real, don’t start the invasion until after college football season.