Garnet And Black Attack · Dec 6, 2017
God Bless You, Bloomin’ Onion!
Forget the wheel. Forget fire. The telephone? The Internet? The printing press?
Phooey to all of them, says I!
Mankind’s greatest invention is the Bloomin’ Onion.
I mean look at it. Are you aroused? It’s okay if you are. Bloomin’ Onion won’t tell.
One of the greatest moments in the history of South Carolina football history involves the Bloomin’ Onion. You remember it. It was the Outback Bowl way back in the year 2013.
No, not that moment. I mean, that moment was sweet, but the greatest thing to come out of that Outback Bowl came the next day.