Those glorious days of Manchester United and Arsenal's fierce rivalry are long gone; now, we must make do with League One-standard football.
Before Monday night's 1-1 draw had even kicked-off, some took a moment to mourn how magnificent this fixture used to be...
Unfortunately, the opening half-hour of the contest was dire. How do these two have 16 Premier League titles between them?
I'm sorry to inform you that the first 40's most exciting moments were - and again, I apologise - Marcus Rashford's wild challenge on Sokratis and a very-saveable shot from Andreas Pereira.
Yep, this was not a game to tell your grandchildren about.