The slow crawl to the beginning of the new league season is now well underway, with some clubs opting to get their business done nice and early, while others have inconsiderately opted to drag their heels, and leave fans champing at the bit for something to talk about.
Wherever your club fit in on that spectrum, here are some of Monday's tastiest rumours to get your teeth into.
Not satisfied with Ederson and Claudio Bravo as senior options between the sticks next season, rumour has it that Pep Guardiola is keen to bring in a new third choice keeper this summer, and is eyeing up SD Eibar's backup stopper Asier Riesgo.