Are you not entertained?
The Champions League provided a brilliant day of football and some incredible drama on Tuesday, with Borussia Dortmund and Porto advancing to the quarterfinals. Dortmund moved on with a 2-2 draw vs. Sevilla (5-4 on aggregate), while Juventus beat Porto 3-2 in extra time but lost on away goals (4-4 on aggregate).
Whew. Let's take a deep breath and review the winners and losers from Tuesday's action.
Winner: Erling Haaland
This dude is superhuman.
Haaland added two more goals to his impressive Champions League tally, leading Dortmund through to the quarterfinals following the 2-2 draw (5-4 on aggregate).