There's nothing like an exhilarating final day of the season title decider, is there?
Fans endure an array of emotions as league positions shuffle throughout the day and the title race swings one way and then the other in the space of 90 agonising minutes.
Everyone's done the maths. We all know all the various outcomes, all the different formulas. Points, goal difference, goals scored. We know the ramifications down to the finest detail.
People have half an eye on the scores elsewhere, and the guy sitting behind you thinks he's Jeff Stelling as he gives everyone minute by minute updates of the results from around the grounds.