It's rather warm outside.
In fact, it's pretty searingly hot outside and we're all going to melt and should stay indoors and drink 200 litres of water per day or else we'll perish (every single English newspaper).
Either way, to match the current heatwave, we thought it best to swap sun for pun and bring you a starting XI that matches our current climate.
Apologies in advance. Sincere, sincere apologies.
There are a few things we share with the Germans; a love of beer, food that is pretty uninspiring and we both ain't that good in the heat.