We still have around six weeks to go until the transfer window slams shut, and there's still plenty of deals, gossip and speculation to churn through.
What's that I hear you say? Six more weeks? SIX MORE WEEKS OF THIS? Yep, we feel the pain as well, don't worry.
Half the rumours are nonsense and the majority are devised in order to push the agenda of betting markets, so it does all get a bit tedious. However, some things are still worth knowing. And down here at West Ham, we've got a few unresolved issues to address.