Y'know when you're a kid – big enough to be walking around but not really big enough to know what's happening, ever – and you get lost in Tesco? The big Tesco, not a little Express or something?
There's that crystallised thought: I don't know where I am, and I don't know how I got here, but I wish I wasn't and I don't know what to do about it. I am, to quote a popular American stand-up, very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.
Here's @_scottsaunders & @ThatChris1209 reflecting on, let's say, attritional game of football at Craven Cottage - won by a moment of quality from @Ryanbabel.