With the news that Notre Dame wide receiver Corey Robinson was elected as the school’s student body president Wednesday, we thought it’d be fun to project Robinson’s budding political career. He takes office in South Bend April 1, alongside vice president Becca Blais. But using advanced imaginary metrics and a comprehensive poll of one or two people who are not experts in any way, we’re projecting that Robinson, son of former NBA star David Robinson, will be elected president of the United States in November 2032.
Soon after, he begins announcing his appointees. Unbelievably, we got our hands on that list, and it’s dominated by 2016 college football stars and coaches.