NOTE: Yes, this article is written by none other than commenter DjimiJones. Yes, we know he struggles with his grammar, spelling, writing in general. Generally we have certain journalistic standards here at Sounder at Heart (sometimes not), but we were looking for unique takes on the Portland/Seattle rivalry and, well, here is certainly one. For our own sanity, the below is unedited.
Helloo Sounders fans I’m back for you, just in case you awere wondering where I’ve been thes past few months, I’m still here reading and writing and commenting wherever needed.