João Paulo doesn’t care about your feelings and will score ridiculous goals that make you feel good and bad at the same time, and that’s how the Sounders win over Vancouver really got started. Elsewhere Americans in Europe had a big weekend, weird results happened all over the place, and Orlando City are good now.

Seattle/Tacoma

What started so well turned out to be a disappointing end to a profoundly weird season. TACOMA FALLS IN FINAL GAME OF SEASON, LOSES TO RENO 2-1 - Tacoma Defiance

The Seattle Sounders remain in first place in the West after a 3-1 win over Vancouver.