Well. I’m always excited about the Seattle Seahawks. But why the 2018 version?
Aren’t they supposed to be, you know, (exaggerated whisper) bad?
Truth is I’d be excited about them even if they were on track for a 5-11 season. But they’re not. They’re better than last year’s Seahawks. Who won nine games. And I can prove it. Though you’ll still be allowed as much reasonable doubt as is ... reasonable.
A) They’re gonna be better on special teams.
Blair Walsh made just 72.4 of his field goals last year, “good” for 30th among qualifying kickers.