Previously, on Flower Rankings:
- You were told that these conference power rankings reflect not the past, nor the present, but the supposed hierarchy of the league four weeks from now;
- The Patriots, Broncos, Vikings and Eagles had occupied the top four spots in these scientifically rigorous rankings;
- You were told the Seahawks would lose at the Jets, that the Patriots had little to fear, that the Raiders were good, and that the Panthers were in trouble;
- In short, you were told true and false things on the internet.