On November 27, 2016, someone created the Twitter account “@CalvinBoolidge” and for almost two years, they waited. Oh, tweets were sent, I’m sure, but the content flew under the radar just as much as the time passed also built up the mystery — Who is “Calvin Boolidge” aka the since changed to permanently, “@CableThanos_”?
If you don’t know what I’m talking about, you’re either not on Twitter or you’ve muted/blocked so many Seahawks-related accounts that you don’t even know there’s a run-pass debate going on. Normally I’d congratulate you for staying off of Twitter, but in this case I can only pity you.