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The Drive: Russell Wilson’s Tool-Assisted Superplay

It is always depressing and deeply embittering to discover what seems like a great performance is in fact a great act of cheating. I believe the moldering bones of John Dryden said it best when they said:

“When I consider life, ‘tis all a cheat;

Yet, fool’d with hope, men favour the deceit;

Trust on, and think to-morrow will gainsay;

So let us gainsay, let us all gainsay together as one big gainsaying bunch o’ gainsayers! Wilson’s deception must be exposed! For surely no mortal man could have made this pass.