Apparently this Tom Brady fella announced his retirement for real, opting not to be petty and instead coming back specifically to shred Adam Schefter’s reputation into pieces. It’s certainly coincidental timing at the very least that he called it a career on the anniversary of Super Bowl XLIX, a painful day for Seattle Seahawks fans.
We’re not here to talk about the play that shall not be named, or Brady’s comeback against a defense that was banged up entering the game and even more injured during it, or the left shark during Katy Perry’s halftime performance.