Neanderball, Week 6: Seahawks take on the Browns

Ken Blaze-USA TODAY Sports Neanderball, Week 6: The Browns

Hi everyone, and welcome back to another edition of Neanderball. In this column I, a football caveman, try to make sense of the Seattle Seahawks offense with nothing more than a rewind button and a vague idea of which end zone the offense is supposed to be travelling toward.

Confession: I am currently on vacation in a wildly different time zone from Cleveland, Ohio, and consequently fell asleep in front of my laptop soon after the Browns returned the opening kickoff into Seahawks territory. Following a couple hours of vivid and disturbing dreams in which I ran naked through the training facility of the Cleveland Browns and strange men…