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Looking at the 2018 Seahawks offensive line without bias

“We have a terrible offensive line.” - Most fans of most teams

I can’t speak for other cities, but I am confident in saying that Seattle Seahawks fans are a little down on the offensive line. And by “a little down” I mean to say that you can’t even open a Starbucks without your first customer of the day telling you that “Russ is gonna get killed before the season even starts! Ain’t no point in drafting a running back if you can’t block for him!”

(I’m planting a trap for non-Seattle folks in there by perpetuating a myth that everyone in Seattle owns and operates their own Starbucks.