The suspect’s name is John Schneider. He’s 48 years old, white, has curly brown hair, a stocky frame and is believed to be in the greater Seattle area. If you know anything about his whereabouts, please contact the authorities. He’s wanted for highway robbery.
On Saturday morning, the Seahawks’ general manager pulled off what may go down as the sports heist of the year. He acquired three-time Pro Bowl defensive end/linebacker Jadeveon Clowney from the Houston Texans for Barkevious Mingo, Jacob Martin and a 2020 third-round draft pick.
It is unknown whether Schneider has incriminating photos of Texans GM Chris Olsen filed away somewhere, but I wouldn’t rule it out.